Well lick my balls and call me your granny, it's that time of year again!
Clyde and Clem love South by Southwest. Between gettin' screwed out of a showcase, hated on by British hipsters, and spat on by the police, it just ain't springtime in Austin, TX without it.
This year we're getting started early with some super-duper excitin' shit during Interactive, which is like SXSW for people who do compu-nets or somethin. Anyhow, there's a ton of nerds here in town, and we plan to bilk 'em for all they're worth.
First up, we're gonna be performin' at Club Deville tonight, early-times. 9:45 is when we commence, so git there early and be drunk already, just to be safe.
Tomorrow, we're gonna be closing out the night at Pastries and Pasties 2010, The Burlesque Show Cupcake Cookoff Bluegrass Extravaganza. I know the sheer thought hurts your brain and stimulates your nether regions. This one's free for badge holders, and $15 for everyone else, except for us, cause we're the band and we get in for free. Free drinks too, probably.
We'll be announcin' some exciting renegade shows during the week, most likely on S. Congress and the Pedestrian Bridge, just for fun.
I regret to inform you all that the Anti-Defamation League, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, The Christian Coalition and the 700 club have all teamed up to oppose Clyde and Clem during SXSW. Keep an eye out for these jerks during the week.
Happy SXSW!!!!
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