Whiskey Business sees the light, repents.

Do it for the LORD. Do it for whiskey. Do it for America.

Tonight, 6Pm - The Parish - Gulf Coast Aid

Tonight, Whiskey Business is gonna be rockin it out at the Parish to benefit the Gulf Coast Relief Fund. Come out and win some great prizes, like one night with Skwerl, anything goes. Anything.

Clyde and Clem do charity work!

Me and Clem has learned an important lesson in the last few weeks: That doin' charity work is fufillin, even if it ain't ordered by the county courts.

We played us a benefit show in San Marcos to benefit the youths who is at risk of growin up rotten. It was wildly successful, and thankfully, with the bar bein' 21 and up, none of them youths showed up to spoil our fun.

Now this monday, we're goin to the Parish on 6th street to play us up some music what to benefit that there oil spill in the Gulf of Texas. Now, originally I warn't convinced there was a problem with oil in the gulf. I figured that we could just heat that there oil up, and get our shrimp a fryin' before we even fish 'em up, but nows I learned to the contrary that it's real ecologic deesaster, and I think we should maybe try to help out. You should come to that one, it's gonna be a real doozy.