Reactionary Assholes protest Clyde and Clem during SXSW

These photos were taken by an intrepid reporter who braved the hostile crowd to record the protest held against us last week. As you can see, our detractors are completely divorced from reality.

Video of Whiskey Business in the wild

Whiskey Business, captured here in their native element on the blighted end of Congress Ave. They perform a song called "Whiskey / Cocaine" in front of an abandoned storefront during the sxsw music festival.

Friday's show at Roadhouse Rags

Hey all you drunken revelers!

Whiskey Business is headin' down to Roadhouse Rags on Friday to play the worst damn show in the history of music. Flatcar Rattlers are gonna be there too, so there's probably a small cover charge, but you can bring in your own liquor, so it's worth it.

We'll be recorifyin' the whole damn show, and you'll be able to purchase the recording for a nominal fee, via these nifty mp3 download cards we're slangin' .

So bring a bottle of your favorite moonshine and git on out there with us! Time's a wastin'! Plus, we'll be revealin all the details of the protest and assorted SouthBy goodness.

-Clyde

SXSW Madness, Episode 1

Well lick my balls and call me your granny, it's that time of year again!

Clyde and Clem love South by Southwest. Between gettin' screwed out of a showcase, hated on by British hipsters, and spat on by the police, it just ain't springtime in Austin, TX without it.

This year we're getting started early with some super-duper excitin' shit during Interactive, which is like SXSW for people who do compu-nets or somethin. Anyhow, there's a ton of nerds here in town, and we plan to bilk 'em for all they're worth.

First up, we're gonna be performin' at Club Deville tonight, early-times. 9:45 is when we commence, so git there early and be drunk already, just to be safe.

Tomorrow, we're gonna be closing out the night at Pastries and Pasties 2010, The Burlesque Show Cupcake Cookoff Bluegrass Extravaganza. I know the sheer thought hurts your brain and stimulates your nether regions. This one's free for badge holders, and $15 for everyone else, except for us, cause we're the band and we get in for free. Free drinks too, probably.

We'll be announcin' some exciting renegade shows during the week, most likely on S. Congress and the Pedestrian Bridge, just for fun.

I regret to inform you all that the Anti-Defamation League, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, The Christian Coalition and the 700 club have all teamed up to oppose Clyde and Clem during SXSW. Keep an eye out for these jerks during the week.

Happy SXSW!!!!

New website is up!!

Dang ol' fuck. We just interneted so hard. Look for more excitin' developments durin' SXSW this year!